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Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
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one who cannot stop eating cheetoes
You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.
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Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!
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An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
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Suck my cock bitch
guy: nerd
guy 2: suck my cock bitch
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The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.
Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.
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1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.
2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"
2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
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