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Suck My Chastity Belt

Variation of Suck My Dick.

Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!

by AzraN June 22, 2011


Suck My D Sharp

The music theory equivalent to "suck my dick". Originated in the Merrimack Valley.

Mark: Hey Jeff, you suck at guitar.
Jeff: Suck my D sharp.

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 23, 2013


Suck my cock bitch

Suck my cock bitch

guy: nerd
guy 2: suck my cock bitch

by Suck my cock February 02, 2021


Suck Your Mothers Cock

An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.

Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.

by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018


Suck B Gon®

1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.

2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.

1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"

2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."

by Chumbucket November 01, 2006


cum-sucking gutter slut

an extremely slutty girl who sucks all of the cum out of any male cock she can find. this girl sucks so much dick she has no job and so she sleeps in her car, or gutter. in many cases the slut has STDs.

child- "what's that?"
mother- "why that is the rare cum-sucking gutter slut. don't touch it; it might be sick"

by i_love_giving_blowjobs July 06, 2010


International Suck a Dick Day

The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.

Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?

by WisestOfMan June 25, 2017