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Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019


Jake

A very kind and intelligent man. He often is able to pull girls constantly. Jake is a very understanding and kind man. He is also known to have a very dirty side if the female is the right person for him. He is good at covering his true feelings but in the end is hard to let go of something or someone very important to him.

Ex. Jake and josh are best friends who will always be friends to the end due to Jake’s ability to understand and listen.

by Yourmomiskindahot223 August 12, 2021


Jake

That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair

Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”

by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022


Jake

One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf

Bro jake is slumped as a mf

by Foot your foot 2346173 September 27, 2022


Jake

Massive 🅱️Ussy

Jake is such a bussy

by Coochie dood August 4, 2019


Jake

Jake is horrible, ugly, and not handsome. If you are friends with a Jake or Jacob, then Un friend Him real quick.
If Jake or Jacob is the name of your boyfriend, then he will cheat and say he didn’t. He will most likely have a lot of pimples if Jake is your brother tell your mom to put him up for adoption

Hey did you see Jake over there?
Yeah he is pretty ugly

I heard he cheated on Vanessa!
He has a lot of pimples!

by trina vega hater May 24, 2020


Jake

Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go

I can't wait to fuck jake later.

by October 6, 2020