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a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”
David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”
Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”
David: “Oh!”
Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”
November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"
National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:
Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer
Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
Kiss anyone u see no stopping April 16
French kiss anyone u see national kiss anyone day
Kiss someone whose name is eamon on september 20th.
Hey! its National Kiss an Eamon day today! Lets make out, Eamon
The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan
Bro I love National Ja Bari Day
The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop
Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
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