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When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.
I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
To do something that could be considered insane or ridiculous Also known as going all out
Guy: Did you see that guys twin turbo LSX corvette??
Guy#2: Yes! He went "straight Nanners" with that build!
When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?
Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..