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Top G

Emory Tate made this as he was the original top g in every aspect before his kids that are both top g's Andrew and Tristan tate

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGATTI

OMFG did you see emory tate absolutely destroy that man In chess he must be a Top G

by TOP V January 26, 2023


Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.

Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!

by Stormtrooper#7 September 22, 2019


Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)

Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

by Dean_Edolas_42 March 3, 2022


Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023


TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023


Gimme Top

That so wet

Hi JImmy

Sup

Gimme Top

by Gimme Top January 29, 2022


Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.

Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month

by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024