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"Gee, Bobby! You keep on tripping it's like you have 2 left feet!"
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Its a movie that two donkeys that get hit by a car
timmy is watching ASS Pounders 2
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Familiar with an egirl? Good. This takes it to a whole new level; An E-Girl+2 is how far more entitled, dresses like she’s going to a brothel with homeless men, and definitely overdoses on opiods. You can find these “people” in the general populous, but do not interact, they may want to fuck you and then blackmail you.
Is that girl sleeping in class? Yep, she sure is. It definitely is an E-Girl+2, stay out of the way!
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Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.
Jimmy: Crap! The theater is packed! The 2 seat rule gods are angry!
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When you're rubbing your genitalia on your man's face and he says, "Mmm, tuna on toast," but you mistakenly hear, " Mmm, 2 dollar toast," and get all crazy and google the definition on Urban Dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.
"Mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast."
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A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.
Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?
Oui!
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In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
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