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A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
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1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.
J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
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A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"
Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
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An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
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Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
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To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.
Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.
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