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A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"
Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
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An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
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Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
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To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.
Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.
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the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!
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Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
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