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Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom
man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?
A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time
“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”
I want to do everything to you and your family
“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.
Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)
Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”
Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”
You use this saying when it can honestly just wait, when u don't give not one single fuk about someone's words or actions.
Her: You trynna fuck ??
Him: IT CAN WAIT
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.
A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick
Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!