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Guy:Hey! That guy looks like a Chris!
Guy 2: Huh? He looks like a juicy steak?
Chris is a quiet and kinda antisocial dude but when you get close enough to him he is hilarious and will always be there for you. He's not much of a party person but that's ok because he can stay home with you and watch a new movie and cuddle. He is pure at heart and you will not regret getting to know him because even thought he is a nerd and super artistic he is crazy and has an awesome sense of humor. If you betray or hurt someone he cares about he's not afraid to stand up to them for you and he's an awesome friend.
1: You know that Chris dude?
2: Yea, what about him?
1:He's really cool you should get to know him.
2: But he's really quiet.
1: No he's not just get to know him.
Chris's are mostly eating food and enjoy to sounded by girls they mostly eat burritos taco's and any other foods that it finds. Christians don't like nice guys and just hit them for fun.
Chris elbowed me!
A 2'5" tall white midget that can pass off as a 7'3" black woman. Has a penis that starts at 1" and ends at 200'6"
Wtf is Chris doing at this party.
dude he's black.