ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES
POTATOOOOOOO!!!
The Potato is a smartpotato made by Banana that combines a computer, potatoPod , digital camera and cellular potato into one device with a touchscreen interface. The potato runs the iOS operating system, and in 2021 when the potato 13 was introduced, it offered up to 1 TB of storage and a 12-megapixel camera.
Jimminy has the new Banana potato 13
all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there
man... my wifi died its potato
Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap
Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!
A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence
The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat
Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.