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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.

I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.

by keyboard combos January 20, 2023


Trident 5

A stoner car theif with a glock, a heroine addict millionaire with a mac 11a2, and a speed freak entrepreneur with a full auto Walther p5, countertriangulation for the green berets sometimes uses m249 saws and rpk machine guns on dropped rams with rims

I don't want to be hit by three cars in a Trident 5

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft youtubers about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024


5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024


play the 5-string

To have gay cowboy butt sex.

I heard there are a lot of guys who like to play the 5-string at the electric cowboy.

by James Loftis October 13, 2008


5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023


5 year old

Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it

5 year old!
How dare you

by Ilikebeefjerkey February 17, 2024