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a random number - one that's pulled right out of the ass
No, I didn't calculate the sale price - it's an ass number
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One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.
Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?
We did but he was killed in a raid.
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A derivative of kick your butt.
Let's play chess and I will whoop that ass!
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like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something
Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!
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Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.
Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!
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Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome
Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?
Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.
Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.
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N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.
1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?
2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.
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