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The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini
Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream’
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is
coolest people on earth only make up 2% of the global population and belongs to the indigenous family which makes up 4% of the earth a sadly rare and endangered ethnic group treated wrong for
centuries and land stolen we didnt even know what war was we used to live in a world of peace but europeans have introduced us to hatred especially towards them its in there tradition to take land
non white person : hi
white person:go back to your country!
non white person who is Native American: I am native american and you should go back to your country as you are standing in mine and have ancestors who stole this country from me
The original owners of south america,central america ,north america,siberia
Native americans cant live in peace and have even a bit of land even on islands europeans put a name tag over it and claim its theirs and they dont even call it a state we can never have anything
A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.
“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.
Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.
When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.
"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."
Not to be confused with its sinister cousin (English Chuff Off), the American Chug Off is the harmless act of people chugging beers as quickly as possible. Whoever finishes last usually is given some sort of punishment, such as having to chug another beer. This act is typically performed by frat boys.
Jeremy: Hey want to do a chug off??
Sanders: Sure thing! You mean an English Chug Off, right?
Jeremy: No...I meant an American Chug Off.
Sanders: Nah I'm good.