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Normally lame ugly pretencious blonde BUTCH stretching idenity like beauty and sexiness of other real girl who used to appear NOT to be exactly American.
Dakota Johnson is an American Queen stretching real Anastasia biography.
A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.
Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.
Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.
A person that lives in the "American" bubble. A person whom is not open to other points of view or perspectives because they are from and live in the american bubble. People that think America does no wrong and are angry and fearful of diversity rather than embracing it.
My American Bubbler friend on Facebook, whom never traveled outside of the USA, posted favorable comments and opinions about banning certain immigrants from certain countries based on their religious beliefs.
It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.
My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.
When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."