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The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
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A sexual act including maple syrup, canada (of course) and maple trees.... It starts with banging a girl so hard that you knock her out.... Then you bring her up, (if you live in America) to Canada... smother her face with pure maple syrup, then stick her head to a maple tree. Make sure to leave a note saying your sorry for the inconvenience and a map of where she is.
"Hey Tony! I'm going to Canadian Love your mom tonight!"
"Sweet man (haha I crack myself up) just make sure you put some clothes on her before you stick her, it's cold up there"
"Dude, No shit sherlock, I always pack the finest eskimo jackets."
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kind of like love that, but generally means that you don't actually care
a: omg, i got a 101% on the bio exam
b, who got a 60%: wow, love that for you
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When two guys are in love with each other, but in a non-homosexual way. Its like more than a best friend. Sort of like a bromance.
I don't know why people think its gay for guys to hug. It's just guy love...
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The crappiest, most hurtful, painful and confusing thing out there. It's basically when you're in lvoe with someone who will never love you and if your like me, he's your bestfriend and you know everything about him and him to you but it'll never work out because of obliviousness and fear to tell him. If you aren't like me, then the situation may vary to someone whos a total dick to someone who doesnt know you exist to your ex.
Ex: Me "I love him with my entire heart for 2 yrs and hes my bestfriend. Why can't he see I love him?"
friend: "unrequited love, hunny."
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A film based on the book by Alice Sebold.
14 year old Susie Salmon is walking home from school one day when her neighbour insists that she comes to look at an underground clubhouse he has made for the children of the neighbourhood. He invites her inside and she soon tries to escape upon realising something is wrong. She runs to her town to find her dad looking for her and she calls out to him, but he doesn't seem to hear her. As she reaches her house she realises that she didn't escape the clubhouse and that she has actually been killed. During her distress she is pulled into the place between life and death and meets a girl called Holly, who tries to help her move on. Susie refuses to a watches over her loved ones as her family falls apart after her death and her murderer walks free.
A pretty good film depending on your taste in movies. The main storyline is good and there are places that are suspenseful and keep you on the edge of your seat. There are also a few slightly creepy places that you find yourself shivering about for a few hours after the film. However, there are a few quite strange parts that the film could really do without. You have to really be prepared to get past them if you don't like them as the story does get back to normal again after them.
Person 1: Did you see the Lovely Bones?
Person 2: Yeah, it was a bit weird though.
Person 1: Really? I enjoyed it.
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