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Fucking your neighbours roof with bananas at 12 am
When you are bored you say “I’m gonna have a banana peg” meaning chucking a banana at your neighbours house
weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas
a word made by my bsf, meaning that ur a gay mf 😍
shutup u bendy banana
to check out a guy package when he walks by.
Girl 1: Wow. He's hot.
Girl 2: Yeah girlfriend. Check banana.
a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.
When a person sucks the d**k that's just been up their arse. Otherwise known as a chocolate BJ
It was Darren's birthday, so I gave him a treat - a dirty banana