Ryan salt is a dreamer every thing he does is a just a dream because what happens to Ryan and how everyone else sees it is completely different
Jake:hey want to hang out?
Ryan salt:hey want to go hang your self
Rat Jesus. The god of all these fucking rodents. It is whatever rat related you want it to be. The rat that is fucking your wife or girlfriend behind your back.
Just rat.
Ryan don't take this personal >.>
Do you remember that black plague? Ryan Chiang was there.
Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .
Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.
A guy who giys can call hot without being gay
Non gayBoy:Ryan Reynolds is so fucking hot
Other non gay boy:ikr
"The kid on my bus has daddy issues for Ryan Reynolds"
Would I fuck him?
Yes
Is that gay?
No
Ryan Reynolds is the pride of Canada, the saviour of Fox, The DILF of Oliver Crescent, the comedian of Vancouver and the superhero of British Columbia
A Holllywood actor who acts as the comedic protagonist in PG-13 and R rated movies. Known for playing Deadpool.
Comic Con Fan: Yo, It's Ryan Reynolds! Hey! Mr. Reynolds! Come here! I need your autograph!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!