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Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?
Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.
noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."
"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth
I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts
When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.
I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.
The act of blowing a Rasbery into someones butthole while having sex.
"How'd it go with Tiffany last night?"
"Pretty good, I gave her a chocolate covered rasberry and blew her up like a ballon!"
A really cool guy on Discord.
Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!