Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

Dad

A living plant

Hey do you see that dad over , it’s gorgeous

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

dad

nope not here tryd the supermarket section milk ?

wher did your dad went

my he went gading milk