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David

David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪

Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2022


David

Absolute Gem and a 100% uncut diamond

David is a 100% uncut diamond

by Your a bimbo December 25, 2021


David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches

girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps

by WomanWorker92 March 13, 2023


David

An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm

Half’s david’s 50 quid

by GowanGeraldene420 November 22, 2021


David

ugly mf

David is such an ugly mf

by gffdgsdfgfgfdsgfgdssdfgfdggfgd January 2, 2022


David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.

Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."

by IheartSharks April 13, 2023


David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018