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When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them
Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.
Duck game is one of the best game ever! it involves dhr. chancy and squad
i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE duck game!!!
YES MATE!
Another word for Pigeon
Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.
"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."
April 9th, national hug a duck day in England, Norway, and Iceland. In previously mentioned countries, you must hug at least one duck on April 9th, or suffer consequences such as the death penalty, or up to 40 years in jail, depending on what other fowl have been hugged.
"Hey, I heard Betty forgot to hug a duck on hug a duck day"
"Yeah, she's dead now."
When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.
After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!