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The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.
George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth
a person with a round face and coconut short hair
omg, patrick looks like a PHAT EGG
it means you fucking hate eggs
hes an egg
i am anti-egg
i hate him
a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten egg yolks ?. if my report card is nothing but rotten egg yolks, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
To be very wary of your surroundings
When you go out don’t fall on an egg
When an individual accidentally (or intentionally ) leaves or captures an item unintended in a posted photo
"OMG did you see she accidentally left an Insta Egg of her new album in her latest post"
The female sexual/reproductive organ.
She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!