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A hand stained by improper wiping of ones ass-parm (parmesan).
Pubert Buttscotch was appalled, his mother served his spaghetti that evening with the obvious markings of a hand-butt. He thought, she must have forgotten to wipe properly. The poo stain was horrendous.
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A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.
Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!
or
Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!
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a defensive menover where u shake ur hand in their face in waveing motion until they lose all conrol and give up out of imbarresment .no one can resist it
'im gonna punch u'
'ow rly, hand in the face'
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When something goes wrong or when a person says somehting mentaly damageing.
When you or someone else is devisted by curent events.
When things dont go very well.
This day is really bad I felt pretty Heavy Handed today.
I was beaten up, my gf left me and my car tires were stolen. I feel pretty heavy handed
I'm going to hit you so hard you're going to feel heavy handed
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a drinking game in which participants tape a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor to each hand and can't take a piss until they've finished both.
Friend: "I dare you to do Edward 40-hands with straight vodka in each 40."
You: "No way dude."
Friend: "Ha ha! You bitch!"
You: "OK I'll do it."
(does it, has to get stomach pumped at hospital half way through first 40)
Friend: "Ha ha bitch! Look at you with that tube coming out your mouth. You look like a fucking idiot!"
You: "Shut up, man."
Friend: "Ha ha! What a little girl! You had to go to the hospital. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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When you feel embarrassed that another person is embarrassed at someone else
Hassan was feeling Third-Hand Embarrassment that Sarah's was feeling Second-Hand embarrassed that her boyfriend took off his shirt and started screaming dead memes at the gym
(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!