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A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”
one of many phrases used to substitute for shit but you're also british so all you can think of is tea time later that day with sharon
"Oh, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA! I've burned the biscuits again Sharon!
1. When someone gets “burned” or “roasted” and someone wants to further rub it in.
2. To say if someone legitimately gets burned and may actually need ice.
“You wish you had a girl, Carl. Too bad you’re forever alone lol”
“Damn man,need some ice for that burn?! Lmao”
One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
Justin gave Dennis a San Francisco ice rink.
A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.
It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.
Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era