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verb.
To fart.
Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one
Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one
"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"
Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.
Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.
When someone is acting so wacky and they seem like they are on crack
Wow shes acting really crazy she must be "wack on crack"
Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.
Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?