Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'

Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals

Money

When you like to spend it on your girl and you spoil her.

I just spoiled my girl with a new car it cost so much money

Money

something I’ll never have .

how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY

money

What I sold my ass on the streets for

Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"

Money

Money is like men. They both come and go

My money walked out on me

Money

Something you're not allowed to breathe without losing.

Bro 1: How much money you have?
Bro 2: Never enough.

Money

Another word for a green bean casserole

Wow that money was so fire