dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

Dad

Jeremy: Hey dude, you are their father. You need to be-
The dad: MILK!

Where is my dad?