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The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
An individual who is attracted to the opposite sex, but is willing to date them regardless of what gender or sexual orientation the other individual identifies as being
David is only attracted to women, but he is willing to date them if they are romantically attracted to him; regardless of their sexual orientation and gender identities. He is straight but tolerant.
When one of a persons nipple is always errect
Ronnie has a bad case of straight nipple.
incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.
Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.
Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.
TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!