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Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted
Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.
Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.
Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh
The most brain-numbing thing in existence
Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers
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Eating popcorn while watching porn because your lonely and have nothing elserious better to do
I'm so lonely and have no boyfriend let's just pop-porn this day );