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An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
When you send a formal thank you email, receive a response, then feel obligated to say something (especially “thanks again”) one last time.
Dude, do I need to respond to this email or avoid making a thank you sandwich?
when two people of different races fuck
john is the product of an interracial sandwich
A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.
The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."
when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it
"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "
"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"
One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger