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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.

Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023


Silver tea

The 7th of August 2021, in Bærum, a small province outside Oslo a group of young artists based on the common points of the elements that make a Silver tea agreed that Silver tea is a mix of warm water, lemon and honey. Based on personal preference milk can be added (although this is controversial)

Would you like a cup of silver tea with your vaffel? It has no milk

by HenieO August 7, 2021


Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 30, 2016


Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

by ClintEast October 15, 2023


tea rex

a niooce t rex drinking sum bitish tea

i bet 64 million years ago in britian a tea rex used to drink tea

by niggaa asspussy licker February 22, 2021


Tea over tea

Sharing Tea with someone over a serving of hot liquid leaf juice

“We still down for Tea over tea tn?”
“Yeah we should be good to go”

by RedRabbit85 December 30, 2019


tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."

by Gabraham November 29, 2016