Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

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one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

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Snap yo fingers

>>Lil' jon music from Crunk Rock album.
Snap your fingers
Movement of a finger from the tip to the base of the thumb on the same hand " he gave his fingers a snap "

ex:
Snap yo fingers! Do tha step!
You can do it all by yo self!

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Chinese Finger Trap

Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.

After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap

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4 fingers up

You want bootylishous testicles in your ass

Im putting 4 fingers up because i like balls in my ass

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Four fingers up

This means you are a fucking idiot

Bob is holding four fingers up

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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

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