the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend
AYO?!
A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
A girl that might or may not be a crack head who is skinny and has a small ass that looks good in jeans or yoga pants. This girl looks hella good and has the right curves, but is not for chubby chasers
Damn that girl might be skinny, but she gotta crack booty
A thing that you sniff and is filled with pics of Wren and D'Arcy.
I want to sniff Ezra's crack!
Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.
Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"
A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way
Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack
Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.
Your cracks disgust me