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The sound of a woman's exposed thighs as she slides across leather or vinyl type upholstery.
My date just thigh farted as she slid out of my leather Lamborghini seats in her short-shorts.
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Gaseous release after waking up from a night of bareback cum dumping. The fermented load may bubble or foam around the sphincter in accompaniment of said release.
Depending on the virility of the swimmers and the depth of their climb this can be experienced though out an entire day.
"Damn it bitch, load fart in my pants. You really gotta stop blowing in my ass"
"Ugh what is that rank, did you just blow a load fart?"
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A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.
Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.
"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"
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A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.
I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.
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A place that is filled with highly distilled gaseous clay
Man this guy's Aerostar is like fart city
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Someone who opens their mouth ready to absorb any butt dischanges of another.
Such toilet humour often occurs after an individuals meal of beans/burritos or bean burritos
I just ate this burrito
Can I eat some of the gaseous discharges you ay eventually release?
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