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When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride
he's acting kind of weird... might be riding lines again.
When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...
So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...
Slime ride is something u gon with the guys
I wish I could go on that slime ride one more time big bro
Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".
If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!