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I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy
A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have
1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"
Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax
"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"
When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...