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This is a general person who has a fond desire to devour not only the flesh, but also the souls of small infants. There are many ways in which you can do this.
1.The first way is to find some one known as a "noob." This person will be a useful asset in order to draw the soul out of the delicious baby. So the "noob" will quickly gallop in circles like a horse around the baby spraying noobsauce on the baby, around the baby, and through the baby. After the baby is thoroughly covered in a thick layer of noobsauce, the baby should have start crying. This is now when you come into it. You quickly use an action figure of "Master Chief" to cheer up the baby. At this time the baby's soul will be at its most vulnerable time. When the baby starts laughing, this is when you grab him by the head and quickly slide him down your throat. If all of this has been done correctly, the baby's soul should now be trapped within your loins ready to be put into use anytime you need it.
2. This new way requires you to get the baby into an extreme state of joy. To do this you may want to take him to a live performance of Barney or the Teletubies. Once you can tell on the joyometer that was implanted into the back of the infant's skull that he has come to an extreme state of joy, you will be able to carefully extract the soul of the child. To do this you will need to put on heat resistant gloves and grab the baby. After this you must continue to vigorously shake the baby. You will continue shaking until you see the baby's eyes roll back into his head and a white gaseous form will escape through his mouth. You now take out your butterfly net and trap the white form in it not allowing it to touch your skin, for this white form is now at its most lethal state. Once all this has been done, you can now carefully devour the white form which is the baby's soul.
BABY EATER!!!
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A baby that is real only on paper for tax benefit or tax evasion purposes. A method of receiving a child tax credit.
"I went down to the hospital, talked to the nurse I know and she made a paper baby for me".
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The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.
Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.
Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!
Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!
Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…
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A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.
That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.
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babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.
Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!
Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.
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1.the true definition is a man/boy of incredible sexuality
2.A HxC kid
1.Dang that guy is a seanie baby
2.Fucking seanie baby's always fighting invisible ninjas
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Somebody who is or essembles a baby and is smart to the point of nerdy. They usaully make excuses, usaully involving what their parents think, to avoid physical activity. They are very delicate, and easily offended.
Look at Melvin the baby nerd over there, he can't even lift his straight 'A' report card.
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