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Bumdo babum doa bum do, im having a conversation with my best pals
Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
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TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome: the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.
ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome: The occasional time during TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass gets extremely. annoyingly itchy. Usually an itch that just doesn't feel right scratching on your own, so you must employ a friend to do it immediately. Or some kind of utensil.
Todd:"Hey Bob, have you ever had a case of ITBS?"
Bob: "I don't think I have Todd, only TBS, what is ITBS?"
Todd: ITBS: Itchy Tight Bum Syndrome, when your ass cheeks are in the position of TBS, but then get extremely itchy all of a sudden. I just can't seem to scratch it properly."
Bob:"Do you need a butt scratcher?"
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the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum
"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."
"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."
"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"
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get your head out of your bum a non vulgar way to tell someone to get their head out of their ass meaning pay attention to whats going on around you
my teacher told me get your head out of your bum and pay attention to whats going around you
An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."
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When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.
Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...
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