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(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures
"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."
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Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )
This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).
Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.
"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"
"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"
"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"
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the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.
"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."
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A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.
I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.
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When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea
Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick
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A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.
"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"
"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"
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