Fitter On Facebook.
It originated from the brisk streets of london, between a small group of friends. When seeing a girl from afar that you recognise from the social network know as 'Facebook' you say they looked fitter on facebook, FOF. This has been used as an inside joke between friends so that you can't be caught out when in public and we believe its time that the rest of the world should know about it.
Ask your self this are you a FOF?
FOF (Fitter On Facebook)
What is that about, mate that girl is FOF.
She looks like she carries a heavy load, she was defiantly FOF.
That girl looks like she takes a dick, she looked FOF.
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The act of drunkenly communicating with someone indirectly on Facebook, either by posting to a mutual friend's page or updating your status. Typically occurs after fights or break-ups.
Tom: What's up with Kristen's Facebook status? It says "Can't believe how things work out sometimes... Guess some people can never make up their minds."
Jane: She's drunk-facebooking by proxy. She just wants to show Will she thinks their break-up is his fault.
Tom: Is that what she was doing yesterday when her status said something about drinking away her troubles?
Jane: Exactly. You have sure mastered the meaning of drunk-facebooking by proxy
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You are chating with your friend when; boom they are gone! No good bye, Mauh or kiss my ass. Nothing at all! At this point in time you are like WTF, wondering if there connection was bad or something happen to them? You sit there dazed and confused just to find out your "Friend" is an ass and does not feel like typing good bye. The term for this type of individual is Facebook douche bag...
Kelly's Friend is such a Facebook douche bag; she always Facebook Hang up on her.
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A stupid ass trend/game/fad that has recently popped up on Facebook. To play this "game", you post on your wall that you want your friends to message you with a number. After the number is recieved, the original poster posts the number, as well as his/her thoughts about the person.
This would not bother me so much if it didn't flood the hell out of my wall. I check my FB for a grand total of 10-15 minutes each day, and this is all I see.
To quote one of the posts:
" The Facebook Number Game - send me a # (0-500) to my inbox and ill tell you whats good. I'll post the number along with the answer on my page,
so only you know who it's about"
What a load of shit. Its already bad enough I have to filter through all the game updates, pointless status posts, and all the general crap Facebook has added in the last year.
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when a facebook friend goes thru your friend list and requests one of your friends to add them as a friend even though they do not know them.
My facebook friend told me my brother tried a facebook friendship hijacking by requesting them as a friend. He doesn't know her!
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One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.
)Caveman #43290
HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
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)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
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)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
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)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
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)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person
)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
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)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
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when a random person befriends everyone on facebook and becomes everyones insta-best friend.
-omg did julia request you on facebook?
-yeah who is she?
-my new best friend, she was born outta facebook
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