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Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.

That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is

by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 4, 2023


Hard

Hard ( Haa-r-dh) is a Indian boy name derived from sanskrit word HRIDAY meaning "Heart".
People named Hard are usually short a.f. The funny one in a group. Really good rizzlers.
Dirty minded but pure of heart, attractive, caring, and SHREDDEDDD.

Hi Hard, Nice Cock

by SomeonenamedHard November 23, 2023


hard

more intense-sounding.

used in music production terminology to mean a more intense, perhaps even more aggressive bassline and/or kick drum/snare

a hard trance kick with lots of energy.

by TranceCrafter August 14, 2019


It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.

Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023


kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 28, 2024


Hard Weed

Crack cocain

The Guus stedet smoking hard weed

by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020


An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.

"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

by oofinator4_3 December 2, 2023