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A shit term my douchebag friend made up because he got a single laugh
Boy, I think I'm hilarious, lemme make up a shit word. Oh! I know, maybe hard scarf?
when you ball so hard you end up beginning to edge yourself but you accidentally explode all over your monitor while playing on the OG fortnite map
I Ball so Hard.
Beastin’
Obsessive
Desperate
Usually for money.
When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.
They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’
When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’
When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day
‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck
‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’
A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
When a male fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation.
My girlfrirnd was so drunk she wanted nothing but a Hard Tommy.
I'll never Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
When you laugh so hard you turn to stone.
I literally dropped my phone from how laugh I'm harding