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Red John

One who LOVES the cock any way they can get it

your pullin a red john with those pants

by thuggz Mcnasty September 5, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


uncle john

random person, visualised as a fat jamaican marine boilogist with pigtails, generally used when we dont know the answer to a "who" question.

"who was the 13th in line to the throne of england in the 1634?"
ans: uncle john!

by Kini July 27, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


John-Blaze

A way of asking someone if they would like to smoke marijuana in the form of an innuendo. (Sounds similar to "Tryna Blaze?")

1. Hey man, John-Blaze tonight back at my place?
2. Did anyone find out if we're meeting up with John Blaze before the concert?

by maxwell_d0wd July 22, 2014

26๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


john kerry

Dumb shit president with a fucked up idea of morality; very in your face attitude about winning 3 stupid purple hearts BIG FREAKIN DEAL

George Bush: John Kerry
When you take the best qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of SHIT!-- WCTR Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

by Chester April 5, 2005

125๐Ÿ‘ 499๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Key

1. Prime Minister of New Zealand

2. The last fart before a shit

I better go take a dump, I just had a meeting with John Key

by odinn svenson August 27, 2015

27๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


john money

A mad scientist pedophile who performed brutal human experimentation on two young boys, one which was intersex, that involved torture, child rape, grooming, and more. He also published many papers which lead to the creation of the current theories of gender identity (which have been mostly proven correct as of 2020, in spite of the creator of the theory's crimes against humanity) and got away with all of his atrocious crimes against humanity. He tried to get the intersex child that he tortured (that identified as male) to believe he was female as part of his "experiments." but in the end the child took on a male identity upon reaching adulthood. Meanwhile, John Money made a ridiculous amount of money from his many research papers and books on gender identity and sociology, and died rich and happy, not paying for any of the atrocious crimes he committed. Sociologists and Sexologists still quote his studies to this day, despite them being not as valuable due to the actual outcome of his work, with future studies on transgenderism being much more successful. Many people on the alt right today use the existence of Money being the creator of the idea of gender identity as a way to discredit the transgender and LGBT community and spread transphobia. These claims are unfounded, because no matter how atrocious Money's experiments were, he was still the one who created a useful theory that has been proven to be true time and time again by multiple future studies.

"john money was a pedophile and performed human experimentation and caused two boys to kill themselves! He was the one who came up the idea of gender identity! Therefore trans people don't deserve rights! Take that libtards!"
"Actually, while john money was a terrible person, his contributions to the study of transgenderism is indisputable. Take that MAGAtard!"

by KrimsonKatt December 20, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


johns penis

the drug that every girl needs, if you are feeling like your guy just isnt fulfiling your needs then just grab johns penis and you will be all set!

johns penis was great last night

by Bj, July 19, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž