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ohsohorrible life

a sarcastic term used in regards to someone being overly melodramatic about something.

"oh, daddy won't buy you a new blackberry? get over yourself and stop bitching about your ohsohorrible life."

by exponible August 27, 2009

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Life by the pool

Living a life that is without care or trouble; a state of being totally relaxed

1)

Me: Godamit! I have to work a 70hour week and start work at 3am for minimum wage just to pay all my bills

Friend: Yeah man, i know i hate work, i only get a months holiday each year!

Me: STFU! Your living life by the pool!

2)
Friend: So what you been up to today?
Me: Ah, not much, pulled a sickie so today ive been living life by the pool

by Alpha1defective July 12, 2010

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fat life

to make fun of someone even though their not fat

person 1) your fat

person 2) your fat life

by ma dude bra May 23, 2019

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Ball Is Life

A phrase commonly used as a mating call by horny basketball players to refer that they have "life" in their testicles and are ready to proceed in a mating season.

Kent: BALL IS LIFE!!!
Ken: OH FUCK BRENT, RUN AWAY HE'S GETTING HIS DICK READY!

by Dessect January 13, 2019

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Mary for life

A term given to somebody you can't imagine ever losing their virginity.

paul- I just can't imagine Moen losing his virginity ever!
thomas- Yeah he's a total Mary for life

by loodleretard April 19, 2011

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Life Ruiner

A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.

Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!

Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?

Derek: ... because, it is.

Flint: ... k

by spinny69 May 28, 2021

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Life stupid

When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world

A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight

B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!

by Yourboiallen July 6, 2020

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