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Take it easy on me. cut me some slack
"The accident wasn't my fault, so give me a break."
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The most kick ass band on the planet
Btbam rocks your socks off!
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Hurt my feelings, Taking the insult (or comment to heart)
Man: Yo man you stink
Friend: Dude that cut me deep
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When you rub your watch with a partner/partners to produce sexual stimulation.
You want to Rolex me baby.
another way of saying "are you kidding me"
"dumb and dumber" ARE YOU JAKEN ME RIGHT NOW
Me to my boyfriend: Baby when we get it on, you rock me out.
So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.
Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.