A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.
Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"
someone who is a middle eastern detrimental midget
Gavin: you act so sped without your pocket bomb here.
Koa: you mean maria?
pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"
"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"
"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"
"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.
Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!
It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise
Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."