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When you take a poop with someone else next to you, watching you, or just hanging out with you. Buddy poops are done without privacy, in a non sexual way.
"I just took buddy poop with Dave out in the woods. It wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be."
The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.
Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.
The act of doing drugs intravenously while taking a shit.
I was poop-shootin yesterday and I nodded off for a hour while still on the shitter!
A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.
I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.
Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.
Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.
Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.
When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.
Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.
Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.
poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.
"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."
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