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the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM
8:30 AM
teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."
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If it exists there is a Porn of it
Did you see that my little pony rule 32
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Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.
Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.
When you pull out a pistol during a fist fight.
Frank! You just shot an unarmed man! That's Marquess of Dingleberry Rules!
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB! These rules are from the hut 1999 film Fight Club
Hey Tyler what's rule #1 and #2.
Rule #1 of fight club is you do not talk about fight club, Rule number 2 of fight club is you do not talk about FIGHT CLUB!
A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.
Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.
1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm little children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.