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An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.
I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.
All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.
We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!
Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.
creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures
"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"
A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.
Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.
Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.
Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?
I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.
A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.
Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP
Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn
Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn