Frosted like a cake

The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.

Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.

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Cherry Cheese Cake

Cum on her face and punch her in the nose.

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bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

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booty cake

Another term for expelling anal discharge

Yo i got's to make a booty cake be right back

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Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

Hungarian Funnel Cake

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!