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Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.
" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.
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Realizing that your In some deep fucked up shit
Bruh: Yo I just got my girlfriends sister preggers
Bruh 2: Yo wtf, same!
Bruh: oh fuck
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One who gives concierge services in exchange for sexual favors from their employer.
Man, I would sure love to be Emma Watson's fuck butler.
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Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.
Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."
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An insecure person that's too afraid to be themself so they have to do what everyone else is doing for fear of not fitting in. Trendy fucks often insult people that don't follow trends since it helps them with their many insecurities.
Trendy fuck: Oh my God, being random was so two years ago.
Me: Ya, well unlike you I'm not afraid to be myself so go fuck yourself trendy bitch!
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Up to Fucks.
A term describing the state of a lazy minded individual.
Also can mean extreme procrastination
Example..
Luke is walking around aimlessly not knowing what to do today or even with his life.
He is in a limbo state of mind and cannot be bothered to do anything.
CJ then says.. Bro.. your up to fucks.
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