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Chris is the hugest lad about. Realistically you don't want to mess with him cus hes fucking massive. An absolute heed and all round lethal fucking weapon but he's decent sometimes.
"Realistically i'm huge though" Chris 2k18
A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
A brain dead moron. Usually spotted playing the newest call of duty game with dorito dust on their shirt. They're probably nineteen and live with their grandparents with a bedtime. Don't be a Chris
Dude 1: I'm going to bully some kids on xbox live.
Dude 2: Awe, dude, don't be a Chris.
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I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.
He is one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he has brown hair tall with green eyes he will never let you down and he is great in bed once you get to know him if you got a Chris keep him
Friend: omg is that Chris
Me: yesss he’s so cuteeee